BUTTER
Super soft, slow rising, and wrapped like the real thing. Batch 001 is assorted Halloween designs — you don’t pick, you unwrap.
- Super Soft
- Slow Rising
- Looks Like Butter
Under 100 made · no restock
Pre-order Batch 001 is still on its way. Order now to claim a pack from the run — everything ships on or around October 5, then 3-5 business days in transit. You’re charged today and you can cancel for a full refund any time before it ships.
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The catch
You don’t pick your design
Every stick ships sealed in its wrapper. Which Halloween design you get is decided by the batch, not by you — that’s the whole point. We mix them up as much as stock allows — but it’s a limited run, so some designs are rarer than others.
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Pick a pack size
One stick, three, six, or the full case of twelve. Bigger packs ship free.
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We pull from the batch
Designs are pulled assorted from the batch. We vary them as much as stock allows, though some wrappers are rarer than others.
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You unwrap it
Film it, squish it, find out which one you got. Tag @SmoosheryUS and we’ll repost the good ones.
The wrappers
What’s in the draw
Every wrapper that could land in your mystery pack. You don’t choose which ones you get — swipe through and see what you’re playing for.
Swipe to see what’s in the draw
Drag, or use the arrows — every one of these is in the draw
Batch 001 · limited run
Pick your pack
Free shipping on every multi-pack. Order by October 25 to have it in hand for Halloween.
+ $4.99 shipping
Free shipping · save $6
Free shipping · save $18
Free shipping · save $48
- Ships next business dayPosted from New Caney, TX
- Tracked USPSGround Advantage, 3-5 days in transit
- 30-day returnsUnopened packs, no questions asked
- Real person[[FILL: your email]]
Questions
Before you order
Will it get here before Halloween?
Packed and posted the next business day by USPS Ground Advantage, then 3-5 business days in transit. Everything leaves from New Caney, TX, just outside Houston — the west coast sits at the long end of that range, the south and midwest at the short end. Order by October 25 to be safe. After that you’re rolling the dice on USPS.
Can I choose which design I get?
No — and that’s deliberate. Packs are pulled assorted from the batch and we vary them as much as stock allows. Because it’s a limited run the quantities aren’t even, so some wrappers are rarer than others and a duplicate is possible in a larger pack. The full case gives you the widest spread.
How big is it? What’s it made of?
[[FILL: measure one and write it here - e.g. "About 4.5 inches long, the size of a real stick of butter."]] It’s slow-rising polyurethane foam — press it and it takes a few seconds to puff back to shape.
Is this a toy for kids?
It’s a novelty stress squishy for ages 14 and up, not a children’s toy. It isn’t food and it isn’t edible. Keep it away from small children and pets — it contains small parts and is a choking hazard if bitten or torn.
What happens when it sells out?
That’s it for Batch 001. Under a hundred sticks were pressed and there’s no restock on the Halloween wrappers. The next batch will be a different design entirely.
Can I return it?
Unopened packs can go back within 30 days for a full refund — just email us first. Opened packs can’t be resold, so those are final sale. If something shows up damaged, send a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you.