BUTTER
Super soft, slow rising, and wrapped like the real thing. Twelve Halloween designs, sealed in the wrapper — you don’t pick, you unwrap.
- Super Soft
- Slow Rising
- Looks Like Butter
Pre-order Your pack is still on its way. Order now to claim one — everything ships on or around October 5, then 3-5 business days in transit. You’re charged today and you can cancel for a full refund any time before it ships.
The wrappers
What’s in the draw
Every wrapper that could land in your mystery pack. You don’t choose which ones you get — swipe through and see what you’re playing for.
Swipe to see what’s in the draw
Drag, or use the arrows — every one of these is in the draw
Spin the wheel
Twelve designs, and some are harder to pull than others.
Just for fun — packs are picked by hand, so this doesn’t reserve or promise a wrapper.
Halloween 2026
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Free shipping on every multi-pack. Order by October 25 to have it in hand for Halloween.
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- Ships next business dayPosted from New Caney, TX
- Tracked USPSGround Advantage, 3-5 days in transit
- 30-day returnsUnopened packs, no questions asked
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Questions
Before you order
Will it get here before Halloween?
Packed and posted the next business day by USPS Ground Advantage, then 3-5 business days in transit. Everything leaves from New Caney, TX, just outside Houston — the west coast sits at the long end of that range, the south and midwest at the short end. Order by October 25 to be safe. After that you’re rolling the dice on USPS.
Can I choose which design I get?
No — and that’s deliberate. Packs are pulled assorted and we vary them as much as we can. The quantities aren’t even, so some wrappers are rarer than others and a duplicate is possible in a larger pack. The full case gives you the widest spread.
How big is it? What’s it made of?
5.5 inches long — about the size of a real stick of butter, which is the whole joke. It’s slow-rising polyurethane foam — press it and it takes a few seconds to puff back to shape.
Is this a toy for kids?
It’s a novelty stress squishy for ages 14 and up, not a children’s toy. It isn’t food and it isn’t edible. Keep it away from small children and pets — it contains small parts and is a choking hazard if bitten or torn.
Will these come back?
The Halloween wrappers are seasonal. When they’re gone the next run will be a different design entirely, so the ones here won’t come back in this form.
Can I return it?
Unopened packs can go back within 30 days for a full refund — just email us first. Opened packs can’t be resold, so those are final sale. If something shows up damaged, send a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you.